Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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