these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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