You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
