so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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