i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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