Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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