My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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