This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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