its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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