I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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