you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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