a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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