pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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