just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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