i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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