therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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