is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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