ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
this boner is exhausting
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
false alarm, still single
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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