brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
be right there i have to get my cape
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
