He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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