Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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