My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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