will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm just crazy horny about you
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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