Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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