I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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