Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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