So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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