Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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