never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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