i think i have herpe
just one?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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