i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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