OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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