this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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