i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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