You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
