I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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