I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
you are never too drunk for berry picking
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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