I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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