Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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