oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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