YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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