I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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