we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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