And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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