forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think your dad took our porno
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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