I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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