chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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