Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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