I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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