What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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