Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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