i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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