And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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