If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
