she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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