I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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