I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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