Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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