a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When are your genitals available?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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