So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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